[ Honestly, it's a pain. Yes, Dazai lives in squalor - his home a rundown mess - but he made it that way. If he's the one making the mess, it's fine; if it's some foolish rampaging oni, then he has a problem with it. Ah, all his empty bottles, broken... and his bed (which he only sleeps on sometimes, but that's beside the point) is completely ruined. At least he's taken care of the oni for the moment, but when he wakes up, they are going to have a thing or two to discuss.
How dare he! Does he not know who Dazai is? It was easy enough for him to seal the curse, not out of pity or a willingness to help, but because leaving it be would just end up causing more of a mess for him to deal with.
Maybe this will finally get him to clean up the place.
...
Ah, what a funny joke. Dazai sighs, kicks at one of the broken bedposts. ]
And how will you make up for this, hm?
[ He's talking to himself, which is not unusual; the oni has been out cold for who knows how long. Dazai doesn't particularly care, but dragging the body out of his home is too much effort. He'll just have to wait, give the man a piece of his mind, and demand compensation. ]
How dare he! Does he not know who Dazai is? It was easy enough for him to seal the curse, not out of pity or a willingness to help, but because leaving it be would just end up causing more of a mess for him to deal with.
Maybe this will finally get him to clean up the place.
...
Ah, what a funny joke. Dazai sighs, kicks at one of the broken bedposts. ]
And how will you make up for this, hm?
[ He's talking to himself, which is not unusual; the oni has been out cold for who knows how long. Dazai doesn't particularly care, but dragging the body out of his home is too much effort. He'll just have to wait, give the man a piece of his mind, and demand compensation. ]
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Date: 2025-03-02 12:48 am (UTC)Hmm?
[ A hand wraps itself around Chuuya's cock and strokes, setting a lazy pace that Dazai knows won't do much beyond rile him up. ]
Oh, you mean me? I don't know, maybe I've changed my mind. You seem far too into this for me to want to give it to you. I'm still mad, you know?
[ He's totally lying. Dazai stopped caring about the bed pretty quickly, but that doesn't mean he's going to let it go when he can use it as an excuse. ]
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Date: 2025-03-23 12:49 pm (UTC)Trust me, I'm not into you. And I could piss you off more.
[He has a feeling this guy would only enjoy it if he tried. At the same time, he's not in the mood to hold himself back. He moves fast, lifting his leg up and then using it to push Dazai back.]
Would you prefer a fight? Winner gets to top?
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Date: 2025-05-10 07:42 pm (UTC)He pushes back. Dazai isn’t nearly as strong, but he’s used to winning in other ways. His hand moves up, fingers curling around Chuuya’s neck. Not to hurt, necessarily. Just for fun. ]
Absolutely not.
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Date: 2025-05-26 02:05 pm (UTC)But a threat isn't enough for that effect to last very long.]
No? It sounds like fun to me.
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Date: 2025-06-08 06:48 pm (UTC)Well, I can see one thing you find fun.
[ He's obviously enjoying this, the hand around his neck. Dazai can feel the increase in pulse and body temperature. Not to mention... well. ]
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Date: 2025-08-04 04:29 pm (UTC)Depends if you can follow through.
[A threat has never been enough to impress him. He's heard too many empty threats from other people for that.]