[Dazai washes his hair with the same soap he bathes with. It's a bar of soap he picked up at the convenience store, because he simply doesn't care about the massive amount of products Chuuya has in his bathroom--who needs shampoo and conditioner and body wash and exfoliator and moisturizer and--whatever else is in those bottles and jars. Too much effort.
Admittedly, it does make Chuuya look halfway decent.]
I have natural beauty, unlike you.
[The wine in the bottle is almost gone, and it's starting to work its way through Dazai's body and towards his head, warm and buzzy. It had been a very good idea to start on this before Chuuya got here, because otherwise, he might do something to fuck this up entirely.
...not that he doesn't want to fuck up Chuuya's birthday! Of course that's what he wants, and the reason he broke into his apartment instead of just calling like a normal person.]
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Date: 2022-05-14 03:10 am (UTC)Admittedly, it does make Chuuya look halfway decent.]
I have natural beauty, unlike you.
[The wine in the bottle is almost gone, and it's starting to work its way through Dazai's body and towards his head, warm and buzzy. It had been a very good idea to start on this before Chuuya got here, because otherwise, he might do something to fuck this up entirely.
...not that he doesn't want to fuck up Chuuya's birthday! Of course that's what he wants, and the reason he broke into his apartment instead of just calling like a normal person.]