The more people tell Dazai to shut up, the less he will. Jouno knows that, but he still says it every time, and so how is Dazai supposed to resist? He keeps on humming--perhaps a bit more enthusiastically--even as Jouno complains.
Yeah, fair. "I could drive you," Dazai offers, but they both know that's a joke. Dazai is a terrible driver.
He slides into the car after Jouno, tucking long legs inside as the driver closes the door. Honestly, Dazai feels bad for the guy. Anyone who has to work for Jouno really must deal with a lot. Not that working for Dazai is much better, but whatever; that's neither here nor there. He's got to think about where to go if he's going to get laid.
Not that Dazai really minds doing it right here.
"Are your parents home?" Dazai's place is a no-go; his father's home at this hour, and he really does not feel like dealing with that.
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Date: 2022-10-11 09:55 am (UTC)Yeah, fair. "I could drive you," Dazai offers, but they both know that's a joke. Dazai is a terrible driver.
He slides into the car after Jouno, tucking long legs inside as the driver closes the door. Honestly, Dazai feels bad for the guy. Anyone who has to work for Jouno really must deal with a lot. Not that working for Dazai is much better, but whatever; that's neither here nor there. He's got to think about where to go if he's going to get laid.
Not that Dazai really minds doing it right here.
"Are your parents home?" Dazai's place is a no-go; his father's home at this hour, and he really does not feel like dealing with that.