Sometimes, Dazai asks himself why he does this when Jouno can be so utterly annoying--but then he realizes he's the exact same way, so he really has no room to talk. And nobody can get him the way Jouno can, mostly because there's nobody who would be willing to be as sadistic.
"The lube..." Dazai hums as though thinking, trying to recall where he'd put it last. He plucks it from under a stack of textbooks, finally, tosses it directly at Jouno, uncaring of whether he'll catch it or not. If it hits him, then good.
He knows very well what the beer is likely for, but Dazai gets it for him anyway, and then one for himself. He does like to get drunk, but one beer will hardly do anything for him. "Aren't I an excellent host?"
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Date: 2022-05-09 10:40 am (UTC)"The lube..." Dazai hums as though thinking, trying to recall where he'd put it last. He plucks it from under a stack of textbooks, finally, tosses it directly at Jouno, uncaring of whether he'll catch it or not. If it hits him, then good.
He knows very well what the beer is likely for, but Dazai gets it for him anyway, and then one for himself. He does like to get drunk, but one beer will hardly do anything for him. "Aren't I an excellent host?"